Best of 2022

I just got out of the shower and decided to give myself a little self love. Naked. Wet hair. In bed. I start with brushing my hair, then rub my body down with coconut oil, then rub my clit until I cum.

The shorter days and cold weather always make us both feel really down this time of year, so we booked a trip to Mexico! We both feel so much more sensual and horny in the heat. We filmed ourselves having very hot, sweaty sex at the beautiful airbnb we are staying in. I hope you enjoy watching.

I started flirting with someone I've never met before over text and he asked me if he could send me a pic (super sexy that he asked first). I said yes and he sent me a beautiful nude. I texted my partner about it and told him how turned on I was. We started sexting, all the while I was also sending photos back and forth with this stranger, and touching myself and trying to film it. It was a lot and it was really hot! I definitely need to get a separate device for filming so that I can more easily multitask.

The one with the cumming.

We've lived here for almost 2 years now and this is the first time we've ever had sex in our kitchen! We actually made this video specifically for a friend, but it's very Make Love Not Porn and I know you're all going to appreciate watching it on here. It was cute and hot and silly. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves a lot.

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

I've already touched myself to this video. It's so hot! There's lots of kissing and feeling and cumming and queefing and laughter and intimacy and filth in this one. You'll also notice that my partner is wearing a condom, which is unusual for us given his vasectomy. He has discovered he can last longer and enjoy it more when he wears one. Plus my pH level is more balanced when he doesn't cum in me. So lately we're obsessed with fucking from behind with a condom lol enjoy!

We recently moved to our very first home together! It has a wood stove which we really like having sex in front of, especially when it's snowy and cold outside. In this video, we get hot and heavy in front of the fire, move to the couch where my love fucks me from behind, we get cum on the couch (whoops), then we collaborate to get me off which was really fun.

So after he walks in on me in my previous video and we had a good laugh at the situation we found ourselves in, he felt a bit disappointed that he missed the show. I reminded him that sex isn't over just because I had an orgasm.

I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!