Best of 2022

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

We've decided to live together! My love moved in recently with his cute green couch. We fucked on it with a fun new toy and learned the hard way that you should always put the lid back on your lube right away, because otherwise you will step on it and squirt it across the room! We had a lot of fun in this one.

The one with the cumming.

I was never super keen on morning sex until I met my boyfriend. Now I can't get enough of it! Actually, I just can't get enough sex with him in general. You know how you can feel both highly satisfied and still so hungry for more? That's how I feel right now. Neither of us had an orgasm in this video, but we were both sooo turned on. We had to be very quiet this morning because his housemates were in the next room eating breakfast whilst we were devouring each other. Having to be so quiet has, to my surprise, made our sex even more fun.

Yesterday afternoon I was feeling horny, so I turned the heating on in our bedroom and asked my partner if he wanted to make a movie with me. He said yes! What unfolded was very horny and tender. There's lots of kissing, eye contact and passionate fucking.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

You ever get so close to cumming that you can’t even handle being touched anywhere or you might erupt? My partner and I had a night away in a quaint hotel recently and the first thing we did after checking in was get naked. I started touching myself, sitting in the chair across from him. Then he started touching himself. Then we touched each other and made love until we were both right on the edge and eventually pushed over it. There’s something so hot about having sex in a new place.

My love and I were getting ready to go out to the theater and I put on these tights...we didn't get very far before he ripped them off me. We had hot sex all over my bed - it was such a fun time. I found something else to wear out that night!

I put on a sexy bodysuit with the intention of taking some photos of myself for my onlyfans. I wasn't planning on masturbating, but I had the camera on selfie mode and I got very turned on watching myself. This bodysuit is v. hot! So I made you this spontaneous video of me slowly stripping and feeling my skin and jiggling my butt and getting myself off.

It was mid-afternoon which always seems to be when we're both horny lately. We had just gotten home from the beach where we had a fun time surfing small waves that we had all to ourselves. We were both feeling pretty euphoric and alive from it. We had a shower to wash off the salt and sand, and then got into bed together to have steamy sex. This is our idea of a perfect day.