Best of 2022

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

Sometimes five minutes and one finger are all it takes to satisfy me. Also, felt like I was having a good hair day lol hope you enjoy my spontaneous self-indulgence.

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

We stayed at this amazingly sensual place in Mexico recently—the architecture was curvy and round, and everything was washed in an earthy pink tone. The sheets were soft cotton, and the air was warm and humid. It rained on this day, so we stayed in and made you this beautiful video. I tease him a little and then make him edge a little before making him cum hard.

I got a new toy! Toys aren't something I've explored very much, but my boyfriend recently told me that the thought of a suction dildo on the mirror at the end of my bed really turned him on, so we tried it. It was hot and we both loved it! It's SO hot in my apartment and it felt like we were sweating all over each other which we both find sexy. At one point we set the camera down right next to my fan - you can only hear it for a few minutes, but don't worry, you can still hear the succulent sounds of me blowing my bf over the fan blowing ;)

My partner was taking some sexy photos of me in lingerie and we both got super turned on. We started making out and touching each other and decided we should probably film it! Please enjoy this extremely hot 15-minute video of us having sex on the dining room table at our airbnb in Mérida. It includes a little POV of me bending over the table and him fucking me from behind (and desperately trying not to cum lol). Good luck making it all the way through 🥵

I felt like getting #dressy in some lingerie, but it was so cold that I couldn’t bring myself to take off my wool socks. We played the game of see-how-long-you-can-go-without-touching-my-pussy which is always fun and turns me on so much. Then we had all kinds of sex all over the bed.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

I just got out of the shower and decided to give myself a little self love. Naked. Wet hair. In bed. I start with brushing my hair, then rub my body down with coconut oil, then rub my clit until I cum.