Keke's Champagne Birthday

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

I once again had time to kill before work and I woke up very horny. I’ve been using the Dipsea audio app for my solo sessions. I’ve since found an immersive audio that I can’t get enough of featuring two hot sounding men (American and British accents) who worship me. I love every minute and I orgasm on cue every time.

I was in the mood for some anal play and I had the living room all to myself while my roommate recorded his guitar riffs in the bedroom. So I threw on some tunes and got to work. I had to moisturize my legs after my shower, so why not share it with everyone and make it a whole cozy self love ritual by the fire! I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did!

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

I took a vacation day from work and it was a fabulous day for me…FULL of self love. I looked great after my haircut and I felt sexy, so I made Cinna eat me out when he got home from work/before his date night with his other fwb (no sex because it’s her turn tonight). I was still super horny and sexed up when he left so I decided to continue to treat my sexy self by reapplying my lipstick from the day’s look, filling both holes and showing off all of my assets from the front and the back.

What do you do when you don’t feel like having period sex? Blowjobs and anal! We both love bjs and anal (bj first always), and I love my tail plug :)

Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. Edging is one of my favourite things and I almost can’t orgasm without it at times. To change it up I gave myself a time limit. I had to cum once the timer reached 10:00:00, and edge as many times as I could. I didn’t count… Can you help me count how many edges I did in these 10 glorious minutes? Let me know in the comments what your edge count was while watching this …if you can keep track ;)!

I had a very flirty dream I travelled to a city that one of my parasocial friends lives in and messaged them to meet up for dinner. During the dinner they started teasing me under the table by rubbing my thigh in front of all my friends. So naturally I had to masturbate and fantasize as soon as I woke up!

I couldn’t get enough toys inside me this time. I wanted to feel fuller than full. All holes spread and plugged. I think I ruined my orgasm with my anal toy in because after I took the toy out of my ass I couldn’t get close anymore. *tear* would you punish me for that ruin or would you try harder to make me cum?