I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP.
The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol
Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2
I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!
We had a fun little surf trip in Baja California Sur recently! I had some time to myself this day and tbh, I wasn't feeling super great in my body after a very painful, bloated period. I really wanted to experience some pleasure and reconnect with my body, so I put on my sexiest swim bottoms and had a feel.
I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.
I made you a compilation of all of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments from the past year. 2021 was HOT! We started it off by spending 3 incredible months in lush Costa Rica, then we moved in together back in Canada. We had sex in a lot of different places this year and had a lot of fun. As we approach our 3rd anniversary, I love looking back on all of these videos and remembering the sweet, sticky, slutty, sensual, loving, passionate, clitastic sex we've had. I hope we all have a sexy 2022.
PS I got very turned on making this video! Enjoy.
It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.
I've already touched myself to this video. It's so hot! There's lots of kissing and feeling and cumming and queefing and laughter and intimacy and filth in this one. You'll also notice that my partner is wearing a condom, which is unusual for us given his vasectomy. He has discovered he can last longer and enjoy it more when he wears one. Plus my pH level is more balanced when he doesn't cum in me. So lately we're obsessed with fucking from behind with a condom lol enjoy!
Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.
We stayed in a beautiful open-air villa in the jungle, right next to a waterfall for the weekend. We made love on the staircase in every position we could think of and were dripping with sweat by the end. It was hot in every way.
We precariously balanced my phone on the ceiling fan so we could share a new sexy perspective with you! We fool around a bit, I accidentally hit my head off the side of the bed, we laugh about it and then have lots of sex and orgasms and cuddles.
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I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!
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