I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP.
The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol
Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2
You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.
I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.
We've lived here for almost 2 years now and this is the first time we've ever had sex in our kitchen! We actually made this video specifically for a friend, but it's very Make Love Not Porn and I know you're all going to appreciate watching it on here. It was cute and hot and silly. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves a lot.
2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!
My partner has been away for work for a couple of weeks and it's left me feeling ridiculously horny! Nothing turns me on more than not getting any haha. Anyway, I was basking in a patch of warm sunlight on my living room floor and I decided to touch myself. I hope it inspires you to maybe do the same ;)
I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!
The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.
I love tent sex! My boyfriend and I went camping this past weekend and had sex in the middle of the afternoon in our tent. The sun warmed our skin, the breeze was beautiful and the sex was hot. Enjoy!
As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!
The best part of working from home is getting to take a break to masturbate whenever I want. I was feeling thirsty and also horny, so I made you a little video. I drink some water, get really wet, add some lube and play with my clear dildo on the couch. I hope you enjoy it!
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