Edged, Ruined & Failed

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

I couldn’t get enough toys inside me this time. I wanted to feel fuller than full. All holes spread and plugged. I think I ruined my orgasm with my anal toy in because after I took the toy out of my ass I couldn’t get close anymore. *tear* would you punish me for that ruin or would you try harder to make me cum?

Happily fed and content after an easter meal with the family, I got chatting with an old sex friend who lives across the country. Things got flirty, I started taking sexy pics and I got horny enough to drop what I was doing and hump the nearest thing…which happened to be my pillow ;) hump and grind with me to climax, babes!

I got some cute new sleepwear and lingerie and of course I had to put it on all at once and do a fashion show for my M🧡NP community. As expected, taking my clothes off got me turned on pretty quickly, which quickly led to one of my favourite things - me tasting myself after an orgasm. I can definitely say I’m happy with my new loungewear. ;)

It’s a grey and rainy Sunday, so what else is there to do but watch daytime tv movies and masturbate? I was thinking about everyone I have met in the community or chatted with and it makes me so horny and grateful that I have an audience at all! Thank you, this one is created with those watching right now in mind!

Let me tell you this was a long wank for me. I don’t know if it’s hormones or stress…but I have been struggling to orgasm completely for weeks. I thought “let’s put on the new collar/nipple rings and slap your clit around a bit”. And since I recently found this riding crop when I was decluttering, I figured I’d use it. I don’t know how much of it got left in, but I started fantasizing about orgasm control and start talking dirty to myself…Hehe

Since I love showing off and finding new, creative ways to Make Love, Not Porn with myself, I wanted to try some new positions for my phone while I pleasure myself. This one is a real quickie, and the camera work needs…well…work. I enjoyed it all the same.

My roommate is the best person I could ask to live with, but sometimes I want uninhibited #metime. Broke out some lingerie I haven’t worn in a long time and changed things up.

The title here is double entendre - also referring to the linen chest I’m on top of, but who’s paying attention to that with my juicy peach on display? I will apologize for my feet, though. They’re cuter when they’re clean 🧽 🥰(unless someone wants to lick them clean, I won’t say no) Let’s just focus on my booty bouncing and amazing orgasms :)

I was in the mood for some anal play and I had the living room all to myself while my roommate recorded his guitar riffs in the bedroom. So I threw on some tunes and got to work. I had to moisturize my legs after my shower, so why not share it with everyone and make it a whole cozy self love ritual by the fire! I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did!