Edged, Ruined & Failed

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

What do you do when you don’t feel like having period sex? Blowjobs and anal! We both love bjs and anal (bj first always), and I love my tail plug :)

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?

The toys I ordered last night arrived this afternoon! I, of course, had to bring them both out to at least show-and-tell. Then, to use the one I’ve been looking forward to the most. Basically - tribbing with the Demon Pussy. I can’t wait to do this more as I move into ushering and enacting my more sapphic side.

What started on the couch after I squeezed myself into an old corset from my burlesque days, got hot and naughty as it moved to the room. Something about putting on the fishnets with no underwear, maybe it was the way it lightly rubbed against my labia made my pussy trickle it’s juices down to part my soft lips. It made me tear through the fishnets so I could touch my yearning vulva. As soon as I got in front of my mirror in the bedroom it turned something on in me. The need to talk dirty…I guess to my toy cock I so badly wanted to use. Verbalizing every fantasy that popped into my head to do to my cock-friend, until I reached an amazing orgasm. The fun wasn’t over yet. We had some cleaning up to do. I felt the most efficient way was to use my mouth and throat until my toyfriend was completely satisfied ;)

Happily fed and content after an easter meal with the family, I got chatting with an old sex friend who lives across the country. Things got flirty, I started taking sexy pics and I got horny enough to drop what I was doing and hump the nearest thing…which happened to be my pillow ;) hump and grind with me to climax, babes!

I wanted to show my pussy overall some love and play with some toys I haven’t used in a while before I had to get ready for work. Morning masturbation is the best. I also wanted to see if I could achieve orgasm without directly stimulating my clit. Challenge succeeded! (Although I did get some labia minora in the suction which has left me with a swollen bit…learned for next time)

On a mission to keep myself accountable for my physical health I wanted to record my practice. I started with some light stretching, and it had me feeling too good. I kept the “feel good” going and decided to show my vagina some loving, too.

Since I love showing off and finding new, creative ways to Make Love, Not Porn with myself, I wanted to try some new positions for my phone while I pleasure myself. This one is a real quickie, and the camera work needs…well…work. I enjoyed it all the same.

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.