Booty Lovin'

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

Let me tell you this was a long wank for me. I don’t know if it’s hormones or stress…but I have been struggling to orgasm completely for weeks. I thought “let’s put on the new collar/nipple rings and slap your clit around a bit”. And since I recently found this riding crop when I was decluttering, I figured I’d use it. I don’t know how much of it got left in, but I started fantasizing about orgasm control and start talking dirty to myself…Hehe

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?

My Nora arrived!!! I’m so excited to share with you my new toy that will likely be featured in many videos to cum ;) I have a Lush 2 by Lovense but I wanted something more interactive. Did I mention this is my first rabbit toy?! I almost didn’t believe it myself when someone pointed it out to me. Anyway, this is my second orgasm in as many days and I’m not about to stop there. Either way, they really don’t take long with this toy (this video was filmed in 3 parts due to all the interruptions, so really the last section was all it took for me to orgasm. I also bought a USB adapter for my laptop to play a game that my toy can connect to?! I love sex rp games, so I can’t wait to try that out next!

Hottest water possible? Check! Bath bomb? Check! Detachable Shower head? Check! ;) I rarely take baths. I prefer showers, but when I do draw a bath: there must be a bath bomb, and I always end up horny. I also have a confession: this was my first time, in the 3 years I’ve lived here, using my detachable shower head to get off. I’d say my fingers and my toys are better, but something different was nice ☺️

All I’ve wanted the past week is sex. I’ve been insatiable. Today I just wanted my tits rubbed. I had to do it myself - not the same, but I still did great, I think!

Today I worked from home, but luck would have it that my laptop had to do an update and then crashed. I thought “might as well have a little bit of fun while I wait” It’s been a few days since I’ve gotten off and honestly, I get so horny during my period…visuals not really needed to assist in that department right now. As you’ll see, I still use them (some fave Reddit posts - specifically r/RuinedOrgasm) I didn’t mean to ruin my orgasm, but it sometimes just happens when I’m watching others get ruined. I tried to make up for it by continuing to use my dildo on myself and achieve an orgasm, but I failed at that, too. I should be working, but all work and no play makes Keke a dull girl ;) I will definitely be trying again for that O later!!!

Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!

Watch Keke Kinks suck and fuck until the cat barges in and interrupts...sorry 😬

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.