I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head.
Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting.
Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)
I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did.
Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?
I went on a cruise in December!!! With my grandmother…and we shared a room. This was one of the rare moments I had the cabin to myself, on the rainiest day of the trip, and I paid for internet access for the day 😏 so of course I masturbated twice. Once in the room and once on the balcony (not featured here)!
Finally got up the courage to try this toy out. Just had to jump right on it….Literally and figuratively…buuuuut it being a grinder I had to see how it held up to its name in that regard. It 100% holds up! In all the ways 10/10 will be using again.
All I’ve wanted the past week is sex. I’ve been insatiable. Today I just wanted my tits rubbed. I had to do it myself - not the same, but I still did great, I think!
The title here is double entendre - also referring to the linen chest I’m on top of, but who’s paying attention to that with my juicy peach on display?
I will apologize for my feet, though. They’re cuter when they’re clean 🧽 🥰(unless someone wants to lick them clean, I won’t say no)
Let’s just focus on my booty bouncing and amazing orgasms :)
I once again had time to kill before work and I woke up very horny. I’ve been using the Dipsea audio app for my solo sessions. I’ve since found an immersive audio that I can’t get enough of featuring two hot sounding men (American and British accents) who worship me. I love every minute and I orgasm on cue every time.
The toys I ordered last night arrived this afternoon! I, of course, had to bring them both out to at least show-and-tell. Then, to use the one I’ve been looking forward to the most. Basically - tribbing with the Demon Pussy. I can’t wait to do this more as I move into ushering and enacting my more sapphic side.
We’ve been living in our apartment for 3 years having lukewarm baths!!! Our landlord finally agreed to fix it. It was delicious. I decided to make it steamy in my own way, too with my newest addition to the toy collection: glass dildo and beads!!!
Sorry for the light dying on me halfway though. At least there’s still candlelight!
I got some cute new sleepwear and lingerie and of course I had to put it on all at once and do a fashion show for my M🧡NP community. As expected, taking my clothes off got me turned on pretty quickly, which quickly led to one of my favourite things - me tasting myself after an orgasm.
I can definitely say I’m happy with my new loungewear. ;)
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