I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head.
Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting.
Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)
I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did.
Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?
I just had the busiest weekend I’ve had in a while. Socially drained and spending the weekend at family’s house (with thin walls) made me thirstier for a release than normal. -the leftover tp made me giggle. I didn’t even check before setting up to masturbate because I was in a hurry to get started lol just #realworldsex things
I decided to savour the quiet of having the apartment to myself in my favourite way. Me time!!! I was feeling overstimulated from having company, so I decided to overstimulate myself in a different way. The oui’d, mood lighting, and Magic Wand really helped. And I kind of enjoyed doing it and not having to take my clothes off!!! It didn’t change how good the orgasm felt. Grinding against the fabric of my underwear just built the feeling up and made me more desperate for that sweet release.
Wrapping it all up with a few diaphragmatic breaths to bring my heart rate down, and a hug for myself just felt right.
Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!
I got some cute new sleepwear and lingerie and of course I had to put it on all at once and do a fashion show for my M🧡NP community. As expected, taking my clothes off got me turned on pretty quickly, which quickly led to one of my favourite things - me tasting myself after an orgasm.
I can definitely say I’m happy with my new loungewear. ;)
It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. Edging is one of my favourite things and I almost can’t orgasm without it at times. To change it up I gave myself a time limit. I had to cum once the timer reached 10:00:00, and edge as many times as I could. I didn’t count…
Can you help me count how many edges I did in these 10 glorious minutes?
Let me know in the comments what your edge count was while watching this …if you can keep track ;)!
I was planning on doing a solo cum tasting soon because lately I’ve been super juicy, but someone suggested a cream pie eating video…then Cinna asked if we could have sex before we go to a friend’s for dinner. Perfect! I’ll cleaned myself up while he showered. Cinna has been camera shy so I don’t know how much partnered content I’ll be making going forward, but this worked for me today.
In case you’re wondering, it was delicious :3
The title here is double entendre - also referring to the linen chest I’m on top of, but who’s paying attention to that with my juicy peach on display?
I will apologize for my feet, though. They’re cuter when they’re clean 🧽 🥰(unless someone wants to lick them clean, I won’t say no)
Let’s just focus on my booty bouncing and amazing orgasms :)
I went on a cruise in December!!! With my grandmother…and we shared a room. This was one of the rare moments I had the cabin to myself, on the rainiest day of the trip, and I paid for internet access for the day 😏 so of course I masturbated twice. Once in the room and once on the balcony (not featured here)!
I had a very flirty dream I travelled to a city that one of my parasocial friends lives in and messaged them to meet up for dinner. During the dinner they started teasing me under the table by rubbing my thigh in front of all my friends. So naturally I had to masturbate and fantasize as soon as I woke up!
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