Sitting On His Lap

On a ferry journey to Ireland, Monkey and I decided to get a cabin to afford us some sleep and privacy. I find travelling makes me horny, especially when we've had hours in the car together. As soon as we got a space to ourselves I pretty much jumped on Monkey. Sometimes I just want some of his dick and to make him feel good. I pulled down his trousers and enjoyed sucking him before straddling him and getting myself off the most effective way I know how. We were satisfied and ready to sleep before we even left port.

We were so thrilled to try the Pulse Duo Lux from Hot Octopuss. Its a vibrator we can both use at the same time!! We loved it. I got on top and rode Monkey, grinding against the toy. The pressure enhanced the vibrations for both of us.

I've wanted to have sex in that kitchen ever since we got it re-done so we set up two cameras -to make sure you didn't miss any of the juicy bits- and got busy whilst I was cooking dinner. It was really good to get out of our comfort zone. Standing up and bracing myself against various surfaces was lots of fun and a little challenging. For me, the added ‘difficulty’ and constraints of using a strange space made it much more exciting than I expected. I love looking up at Monkey from below. It was so hot for me when he came on my chest. Fortunately, our kitchen is easy to clean and in case you were wondering, we had roasted veg and halloumi with a pesto sauce drizzled on the top.

We went away for Monkeys birthday and stayed in this cute little airbnb. We'd started getting sexy on the bed in the evening when we realised, on the other side of our bedroom wall, was the kitchen. Our host was making dinner, we could hear everything. Unwilling to tear ourselves away from each other, we decided to be as quiet as possible. It felt mischievous. Monkey pleasured me with his hands and had to remind me to stay quiet. I found it so hot. We had to try to stop the bed from squeaking while I rode him.

I was all dressed up in my lingerie, I had makeup on (false eyelashes and everything). I had tidied up my bed area and I was horny as all hell. I'd spent the morning filming a custom porn video for elsewhere on the net. Feeling sexy, and horny and with my camera was already on the tripod, I did what I usually do after making porn. I masturbated.

Monkey and I decided to go to bed and masturbate together. We had a doughnut in the hotel room and I couldn't turn away from the opportunity staring me in the face. I had to stretch the doughnut hole a little bit but it fit. Kind of. We laughed heartily and I cleaned up every sprinkle and shard of frosting.

Who loves butt fun? We do! Monkey and I are quite familiar with the ins and outs of the butt. We both enjoy giving and receiving anal pleasure. In this video, Monkey lays out on the bed whilst I pleasure him. I love to spoil him like this. I suck his dick and massage his bum hole before popping on a glove, lubing up my finger and tenderly probing inside. I think takes a lot of trust and connection to enjoy anal play as well as attentive communication. I check in with Monkey repeatedly. He reassures me how much he is enjoying himself. We use toys, vibrating ones. I gleefully watch monkey orgasm. I turn the vibrator on myself as monkey pops away to attend to his ablutions. He soon rejoins me and keeps me company whilst I orgasm with a vibrator. I think it can be very valuable for M/F couples to swap who penetrates who and experience a little bit of what the other may feel in the bedroom. I remember reading an article on the MLNP blog by Charlie Glickman which discusses this beautifully.

I decided to make a video but Monkey was otherwise engaged playing on the x-box. After a little nudity and goofy seduction, he decided it was a good idea too. We perched a camera on the shelf opposite us and used my phone camera for some extra, more intimate angles. Monkey really got into that. Lost of passionate fucking, oral sex and, as always, we enjoy using our hands. Strangely we both found making the intro video a bit awkward so we kept it short. A pleasant distraction however, with its full frontal sex and revealing nature, was not awkward at all. Weird huh!

Part one of our sexy vlog video series, Onwards and Upwards. Monkey and I bought a flat!! We love it so so much. This video series will document us moving out of our old place, a shared house on the farm, and into our flat in the attic of a historic manor house. This video, ‘Packing’, shows us boxing up and packing all of our worldly possessions. Including my rather extensive lingerie collection. I can’t believe it all fit into one box! I tried on several of my favourite revealing garments and Monkey and I treated ourselves to a sexy break from all the lifting and sorting. As always, its brimming with gigglesome fun. We’ve lived in a lot of different houses and flats but only in the last 3 years had we considered that we might be able to buy somewhere of our own. With the price of rent and the cost of living as they are, saving for a deposit felt out of reach. A full time job each wouldn’t be enough. For us, the solution included living in a shared house on a farm (cheap rent), making porn and an etsy shop selling hand-made undies. Gotta love creative solutions. I can’t wait to see what the next part of our adventure will bring. And I’m looking forward to showing you our new place.

I got home from my run and had housework to do. I planned to do It straight away but got distracted looking at dirty pictures on my phone. A familiar concept to many of us hence Procrasturbation. Its a fly-on-the-wall peep of how I get off when nobody is watching.rnrnPlease excuse the lack of sound, I promise I'll make sure to record my moans in future videos!