Horny & Home Alome

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

Since I love showing off and finding new, creative ways to Make Love, Not Porn with myself, I wanted to try some new positions for my phone while I pleasure myself. This one is a real quickie, and the camera work needs…well…work. I enjoyed it all the same.

I was interrupted while getting ready for work by the thoughts of a sex dream I’d woken up from that morning. I don’t remember much of the details while writing this, but I do remember seeing myself laid out with my legs open and my wet pussy exposed to the air while I begged to the point of crying to be fucked, touched, cocked…I could feel the yearning in my dream. I don’t even know that I got the sex I was whimpering for, I just know it made me incredibly horny. ^_^ Update: I told the person who the dream was about and he sent me a picture of his hard cock. I’m just giddy. And more horny thinking about it.

Watch Keke Kinks suck and fuck until the cat barges in and interrupts...sorry 😬

Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!

It was warm enough to wear my new skort this weekend! It got cold again after…Spring is definitely coming, though. I decided to try to channel it further by putting on my skort again, pigtails & colourful ribbons, and my Lehrerboys rose t-shirt. <3

It’s love month! Starting it off by loving myself in the best way I know how ;) sometimes I really do turn myself on. That’s why I’m online I guess… to share with everyone - why would I gatekeep this sexiness? Looks like I’m going to need a new rose suction toy though :’( RIP

All I’ve wanted the past week is sex. I’ve been insatiable. Today I just wanted my tits rubbed. I had to do it myself - not the same, but I still did great, I think!

I got some cute new sleepwear and lingerie and of course I had to put it on all at once and do a fashion show for my M🧡NP community. As expected, taking my clothes off got me turned on pretty quickly, which quickly led to one of my favourite things - me tasting myself after an orgasm. I can definitely say I’m happy with my new loungewear. ;)

On a mission to keep myself accountable for my physical health I wanted to record my practice. I started with some light stretching, and it had me feeling too good. I kept the “feel good” going and decided to show my vagina some loving, too.