I'd Masturbate To This

2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

My partner and I had some passionate sex last night all over his bed. We take it slow, starting with a hot make out session which leads to touching, sucking, licking, grinding, fucking, more kissing, heavy breathing, cumming and cuddling. Enjoy!

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

I just got a new toy from Hot Octopuss and I'm obsessed! It's the Kurve vibrator and I highly recommend it. Something I wasn't expecting when I received it in the mail is that, while the shaft is very firm, it has a sort of spongy tip which I really like. I took it for a spin while sexting with my crush and these are some of the clips I sent to them.

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

The best part of working from home is getting to take a break to masturbate whenever I want. I was feeling thirsty and also horny, so I made you a little video. I drink some water, get really wet, add some lube and play with my clear dildo on the couch. I hope you enjoy it!

We're on holiday in Mérida! We're having a hot and horny time. We've been riding bikes, eating tacos, practicing our Spanish and having lots of sex. We discovered how much we like fucking in the hammock in our room and we want to share it with you. ¡Buen provecho!

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

My period is always quite painful and I usually feel exhausted for a few days. By day 4, something flips and I become feral. All I can think about is sex. My partner and I have been fucking from behind a lot lately, so I started off thinking about that and then I thought it would be fun to fuck my clear suction dildo. It was! And it gets a little messy.

We precariously balanced my phone on the ceiling fan so we could share a new sexy perspective with you! We fool around a bit, I accidentally hit my head off the side of the bed, we laugh about it and then have lots of sex and orgasms and cuddles.