I'd Masturbate To This

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?

We've lived here for almost 2 years now and this is the first time we've ever had sex in our kitchen! We actually made this video specifically for a friend, but it's very Make Love Not Porn and I know you're all going to appreciate watching it on here. It was cute and hot and silly. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves a lot.

I have a housemate now, so the moment they left for work, I dropped my pants at the rare opportunity to masturbate in the living room. In this video I bring myself close to cumming a few times before finally letting it take me over. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

You ever get so close to cumming that you can’t even handle being touched anywhere or you might erupt? My partner and I had a night away in a quaint hotel recently and the first thing we did after checking in was get naked. I started touching myself, sitting in the chair across from him. Then he started touching himself. Then we touched each other and made love until we were both right on the edge and eventually pushed over it. There’s something so hot about having sex in a new place.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I was feeling hot and sensual after a sweaty yoga practice in my underwear. I had the house to myself, so I thought I'd touch myself and film it for you. I pulled my panties off and then got myself off. As I was cumming, my partner walked in the front door lol. I didn't know exactly when he was going to be home, but knew it was possible he might walk in on me. His timing was pretty hilarious though. Imagine walking in the front door and being greeted by the sound of me having an orgasm in the next room. As you can probably guess, there is a part 2 to this video—And then I make him cum.

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

We stayed in a beautiful open-air villa in the jungle, right next to a waterfall for the weekend. We made love on the staircase in every position we could think of and were dripping with sweat by the end. It was hot in every way.