I’ll Spread My…

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

I took a vacation day from work and it was a fabulous day for me…FULL of self love. I looked great after my haircut and I felt sexy, so I made Cinna eat me out when he got home from work/before his date night with his other fwb (no sex because it’s her turn tonight). I was still super horny and sexed up when he left so I decided to continue to treat my sexy self by reapplying my lipstick from the day’s look, filling both holes and showing off all of my assets from the front and the back.

This video was actually our first that we made, I asked him to tie me down using my bed restraints and play with me to bring me to orgasm. He asked if he could use my toy…uh, duh! :) Leg restraints: 10/10 my thighs tend to get in the way of my orgasm sometimes Hand restraints: 5/10 not a fan, probably won’t see my hands restrained often.

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. Edging is one of my favourite things and I almost can’t orgasm without it at times. To change it up I gave myself a time limit. I had to cum once the timer reached 10:00:00, and edge as many times as I could. I didn’t count… Can you help me count how many edges I did in these 10 glorious minutes? Let me know in the comments what your edge count was while watching this …if you can keep track ;)!

We’ve been living in our apartment for 3 years having lukewarm baths!!! Our landlord finally agreed to fix it. It was delicious. I decided to make it steamy in my own way, too with my newest addition to the toy collection: glass dildo and beads!!! Sorry for the light dying on me halfway though. At least there’s still candlelight!

I just had the busiest weekend I’ve had in a while. Socially drained and spending the weekend at family’s house (with thin walls) made me thirstier for a release than normal. -the leftover tp made me giggle. I didn’t even check before setting up to masturbate because I was in a hurry to get started lol just #realworldsex things

When Cinna texted me "I'm going to cum inside you and film it" I was instantly excited to be home from work. Part 1: Cinna eats Keke out until she cums Part 2: The sex and a creamy surprise ;)

I decided to savour the quiet of having the apartment to myself in my favourite way. Me time!!! I was feeling overstimulated from having company, so I decided to overstimulate myself in a different way. The oui’d, mood lighting, and Magic Wand really helped. And I kind of enjoyed doing it and not having to take my clothes off!!! It didn’t change how good the orgasm felt. Grinding against the fabric of my underwear just built the feeling up and made me more desperate for that sweet release. Wrapping it all up with a few diaphragmatic breaths to bring my heart rate down, and a hug for myself just felt right.

I once again had time to kill before work and I woke up very horny. I’ve been using the Dipsea audio app for my solo sessions. I’ve since found an immersive audio that I can’t get enough of featuring two hot sounding men (American and British accents) who worship me. I love every minute and I orgasm on cue every time.