Best of 2023

My partner has been away for work for a couple of weeks and it's left me feeling ridiculously horny! Nothing turns me on more than not getting any haha. Anyway, I was basking in a patch of warm sunlight on my living room floor and I decided to touch myself. I hope it inspires you to maybe do the same ;)

I put on a sexy bodysuit with the intention of taking some photos of myself for my onlyfans. I wasn't planning on masturbating, but I had the camera on selfie mode and I got very turned on watching myself. This bodysuit is v. hot! So I made you this spontaneous video of me slowly stripping and feeling my skin and jiggling my butt and getting myself off.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I just got a new toy from Hot Octopuss and I'm obsessed! It's the Kurve vibrator and I highly recommend it. Something I wasn't expecting when I received it in the mail is that, while the shaft is very firm, it has a sort of spongy tip which I really like. I took it for a spin while sexting with my crush and these are some of the clips I sent to them.

Tonight I played by myself for the first time in months and it felt so good! Lately I like having sex with my bf so much that I've neglected masturbation, but I am reminded that it's so important to make time for self play. In this video I took my time, teasing my nipples and slowly stripping out of my sexy nude bodysuit. I then fingered myself, played with my dildo and rubbed my clit until I couldn't help but cum.

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

We stayed in a beautiful open-air villa in the jungle, right next to a waterfall for the weekend. We made love on the staircase in every position we could think of and were dripping with sweat by the end. It was hot in every way.

The threesome video you've all been begging to see!!! Experiencing a spit roast has been at the top of my fantasy list for a while now and we finally found the right person to do it with. The thought of being shared and used by two men really turns me on. I also just love getting lost in so much pleasure and losing track of who is touching me where. Very excited to share this with you! Would love to hear your favourite part in the comments. Visit Lukewarm for part 2 of this ridiculously hot video!

I love tent sex! My boyfriend and I went camping this past weekend and had sex in the middle of the afternoon in our tent. The sun warmed our skin, the breeze was beautiful and the sex was hot. Enjoy!

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?