Best of 2023

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

I just got out of the shower and decided to give myself a little self love. Naked. Wet hair. In bed. I start with brushing my hair, then rub my body down with coconut oil, then rub my clit until I cum.

There's construction happening next door, so we thought we'd drown them out with some loud sex. There's laughing, smacking, moaning and yes-ing. It was a lot of fun and we really enjoyed watching this one after we filmed it!

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

We have a bit of a crush on ChubbyDip, so we hopped into bed this afternoon and watched one of her videos together. Then we made one of our own. There's lots of kissing, laughing, touching, licking and fucking in this one. If you've seen my videos before, you know how much I like edging, so I thought I'd make you wait for Part 2 which has the cumming. It's gonna be sooo good, just you wait!

Sometimes five minutes and one finger are all it takes to satisfy me. Also, felt like I was having a good hair day lol hope you enjoy my spontaneous self-indulgence.

Clean white sheets, a white cotton thong, crisp spring air and a hairy pussy.