Best of 2023

You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.

Whew, how does life keep getting hotter? We had a lot of different kinds of sex this year (and with a few different friends!) Here is a compilation of some of my favourite MLNP moments. I definitely did not make it all the way through this video and I'd like to see you try haha

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

Had an afternoon alone at home and gave myself some juicy afternoon delight in my bed.

We haven't had sex in about a week because we've both been out of town for work, so we were both feeling super horny. We got naked in my yoga studio and my love pressed me up against the wall. We did sexy things from behind, then face-to-face. We got so sweaty that my back was starting to slide down the wall. We moved to the floor and he licked me from my ass to my pussy with my legs over my head - any time I have my hips over my head, my pussy always fills with air lol so I had to squeeze it out. We fucked and it felt so good. We came almost simultaneously. Then we laid there with him on top of me for a minute to just feel.

We have a bit of a crush on ChubbyDip, so we hopped into bed this afternoon and watched one of her videos together. Then we made one of our own. There's lots of kissing, laughing, touching, licking and fucking in this one. If you've seen my videos before, you know how much I like edging, so I thought I'd make you wait for Part 2 which has the cumming. It's gonna be sooo good, just you wait!

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

We're in Costa Rica! I stayed home while my love went surfing today. I caught a wave of horniness while I was sitting on the deck, surrounded by jungle, and I decided to touch myself. I cum pretty hard in this video, overtop of a soundtrack of one million cicadas.

We recently moved to our very first home together! It has a wood stove which we really like having sex in front of, especially when it's snowy and cold outside. In this video, we get hot and heavy in front of the fire, move to the couch where my love fucks me from behind, we get cum on the couch (whoops), then we collaborate to get me off which was really fun.

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.