Best of 2023

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

There's construction happening next door, so we thought we'd drown them out with some loud sex. There's laughing, smacking, moaning and yes-ing. It was a lot of fun and we really enjoyed watching this one after we filmed it!

You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.

My boyfriend is away travelling for work and I miss him so much. I'm super horny, so I decided to watch the video he and I made together a couple of weeks ago and get myself off to it (it's so hot if you haven't already seen it). I filmed this to send to him, but I'm sharing it here because I think you might enjoy watching it as well!

How do you know you've been in a relationship for longer than two years? Watch to find out ;) I found this super hot video that we filmed a few months ago and completely forgot about when I was scrolling through photos on my phone. My camera roll is about 90% cat photos and 10% nudes, so sometimes things get buried in the mix. PS there is a lot of cumming in it.

I was never super keen on morning sex until I met my boyfriend. Now I can't get enough of it! Actually, I just can't get enough sex with him in general. You know how you can feel both highly satisfied and still so hungry for more? That's how I feel right now. Neither of us had an orgasm in this video, but we were both sooo turned on. We had to be very quiet this morning because his housemates were in the next room eating breakfast whilst we were devouring each other. Having to be so quiet has, to my surprise, made our sex even more fun.

I've already touched myself to this video. It's so hot! There's lots of kissing and feeling and cumming and queefing and laughter and intimacy and filth in this one. You'll also notice that my partner is wearing a condom, which is unusual for us given his vasectomy. He has discovered he can last longer and enjoy it more when he wears one. Plus my pH level is more balanced when he doesn't cum in me. So lately we're obsessed with fucking from behind with a condom lol enjoy!

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

A horny and fairly vanilla video of us having sex in our bed at home. I love it when it feels like he is using me lovingly. And I hope it brings you so much pleasure!

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.