Best of 2023

I have a housemate now, so the moment they left for work, I dropped my pants at the rare opportunity to masturbate in the living room. In this video I bring myself close to cumming a few times before finally letting it take me over. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

The one with the cumming.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

We've decided to live together! My love moved in recently with his cute green couch. We fucked on it with a fun new toy and learned the hard way that you should always put the lid back on your lube right away, because otherwise you will step on it and squirt it across the room! We had a lot of fun in this one.

This was the last #realworldsex video we filmed right before we moved to our new home. I treated myself to this really nice silk sleep mask that I can't imagine ever using for the purpose of sleep lol. Being blindfolded is so fun! I love the feeling of surrendering to my partner like this and the way it heightens all of my other senses.

My boyfriend is away travelling for work and I miss him so much. I'm super horny, so I decided to watch the video he and I made together a couple of weeks ago and get myself off to it (it's so hot if you haven't already seen it). I filmed this to send to him, but I'm sharing it here because I think you might enjoy watching it as well!

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I got a new toy! Toys aren't something I've explored very much, but my boyfriend recently told me that the thought of a suction dildo on the mirror at the end of my bed really turned him on, so we tried it. It was hot and we both loved it! It's SO hot in my apartment and it felt like we were sweating all over each other which we both find sexy. At one point we set the camera down right next to my fan - you can only hear it for a few minutes, but don't worry, you can still hear the succulent sounds of me blowing my bf over the fan blowing ;)

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

It's our 4 year sexiversary! I love having this collection of sex videos to reflect back on and remember moments that I would have otherwise forgotten. Here are some of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments of 2022. Cheers to many more years of being hot and heavy. Happy New Year, everyone!