Best of 2023

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

My boyfriend and I are in isolation together so we're spending our time making Love in the Time of Corona. He tied me to the bed and teased me for a while before finally fucking me.

We've decided to live together! My love moved in recently with his cute green couch. We fucked on it with a fun new toy and learned the hard way that you should always put the lid back on your lube right away, because otherwise you will step on it and squirt it across the room! We had a lot of fun in this one.

I felt like getting #dressy in some lingerie, but it was so cold that I couldn’t bring myself to take off my wool socks. We played the game of see-how-long-you-can-go-without-touching-my-pussy which is always fun and turns me on so much. Then we had all kinds of sex all over the bed.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

We recently moved to our very first home together! It has a wood stove which we really like having sex in front of, especially when it's snowy and cold outside. In this video, we get hot and heavy in front of the fire, move to the couch where my love fucks me from behind, we get cum on the couch (whoops), then we collaborate to get me off which was really fun.

We stayed in a beautiful open-air villa in the jungle, right next to a waterfall for the weekend. We made love on the staircase in every position we could think of and were dripping with sweat by the end. It was hot in every way.

I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!

My boyfriend loves to watch pillow-fucking lovenotporn...we watched one together the other day and it inspired me to try it! We've made a pact that neither of us are going to cum until we see each other on Wednesday which feels so far away right now. I made him this video to tease him a little in the meantime. I used the pillow he slept on last night. His smell makes me hot!