Best of 2023

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

I got a new toy! Toys aren't something I've explored very much, but my boyfriend recently told me that the thought of a suction dildo on the mirror at the end of my bed really turned him on, so we tried it. It was hot and we both loved it! It's SO hot in my apartment and it felt like we were sweating all over each other which we both find sexy. At one point we set the camera down right next to my fan - you can only hear it for a few minutes, but don't worry, you can still hear the succulent sounds of me blowing my bf over the fan blowing ;)

We recently moved to our very first home together! It has a wood stove which we really like having sex in front of, especially when it's snowy and cold outside. In this video, we get hot and heavy in front of the fire, move to the couch where my love fucks me from behind, we get cum on the couch (whoops), then we collaborate to get me off which was really fun.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

Tonight I played by myself for the first time in months and it felt so good! Lately I like having sex with my bf so much that I've neglected masturbation, but I am reminded that it's so important to make time for self play. In this video I took my time, teasing my nipples and slowly stripping out of my sexy nude bodysuit. I then fingered myself, played with my dildo and rubbed my clit until I couldn't help but cum.

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

I put on a sexy bodysuit with the intention of taking some photos of myself for my onlyfans. I wasn't planning on masturbating, but I had the camera on selfie mode and I got very turned on watching myself. This bodysuit is v. hot! So I made you this spontaneous video of me slowly stripping and feeling my skin and jiggling my butt and getting myself off.

I got very hot and bothered in the sauna yesterday. Listen to my heavy breathing over the sounds of the crackling fire. Watch the sweat start to drip down my body as I get lost in pleasure, all the while being conscious of how close my leg is to the wood stove lol

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?