This One’s the Tits

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

It’s a grey and rainy Sunday, so what else is there to do but watch daytime tv movies and masturbate? I was thinking about everyone I have met in the community or chatted with and it makes me so horny and grateful that I have an audience at all! Thank you, this one is created with those watching right now in mind!

Lately this has been my favourite way to use this toy: just the tip on my labia or just inside me. This way the vibrations from the rabbit portion lightly brush my clit or vibrate the tissue surrounding it. It’s not too intense. But look at the way my vagina want to pull the whole thing in. Would you be able to use just the tip?

Today I worked from home, but luck would have it that my laptop had to do an update and then crashed. I thought “might as well have a little bit of fun while I wait” It’s been a few days since I’ve gotten off and honestly, I get so horny during my period…visuals not really needed to assist in that department right now. As you’ll see, I still use them (some fave Reddit posts - specifically r/RuinedOrgasm) I didn’t mean to ruin my orgasm, but it sometimes just happens when I’m watching others get ruined. I tried to make up for it by continuing to use my dildo on myself and achieve an orgasm, but I failed at that, too. I should be working, but all work and no play makes Keke a dull girl ;) I will definitely be trying again for that O later!!!

I was in the mood for some anal play and I had the living room all to myself while my roommate recorded his guitar riffs in the bedroom. So I threw on some tunes and got to work. I had to moisturize my legs after my shower, so why not share it with everyone and make it a whole cozy self love ritual by the fire! I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did!

I went on a cruise in December!!! With my grandmother…and we shared a room. This was one of the rare moments I had the cabin to myself, on the rainiest day of the trip, and I paid for internet access for the day 😏 so of course I masturbated twice. Once in the room and once on the balcony (not featured here)!

The title here is double entendre - also referring to the linen chest I’m on top of, but who’s paying attention to that with my juicy peach on display? I will apologize for my feet, though. They’re cuter when they’re clean 🧽 🥰(unless someone wants to lick them clean, I won’t say no) Let’s just focus on my booty bouncing and amazing orgasms :)

I got some cute new sleepwear and lingerie and of course I had to put it on all at once and do a fashion show for my M🧡NP community. As expected, taking my clothes off got me turned on pretty quickly, which quickly led to one of my favourite things - me tasting myself after an orgasm. I can definitely say I’m happy with my new loungewear. ;)

Let me tell you this was a long wank for me. I don’t know if it’s hormones or stress…but I have been struggling to orgasm completely for weeks. I thought “let’s put on the new collar/nipple rings and slap your clit around a bit”. And since I recently found this riding crop when I was decluttering, I figured I’d use it. I don’t know how much of it got left in, but I started fantasizing about orgasm control and start talking dirty to myself…Hehe

I've been in edging forums lately and I am really loving being part of that community. It's sexy and horny & self control and loss of control - all at once, all things great. I thought I'd try my hand at giving some (Jerk Off Instructions (JOI) to a long-distance edging buddy (LDEB). Instead of sending them porn or only moaning for their sake, I edged myself to an eventual orgasm. Along with the instructions, I sent my LDEB the pictures at the beginning of the video while giving them their JOI to help them reach their edge without sending them over it. With edging - for most, not all - the emphasis is not on the orgasm, but the built up pleasure experienced with the anticipation of orgasm. I made this video after day 6 of not cumming, and it was unreal! See for yourself. ;)