This One’s the Tits

Since I love showing off and finding new, creative ways to Make Love, Not Porn with myself, I wanted to try some new positions for my phone while I pleasure myself. This one is a real quickie, and the camera work needs…well…work. I enjoyed it all the same.

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

What do you do when you don’t feel like having period sex? Blowjobs and anal! We both love bjs and anal (bj first always), and I love my tail plug :)

This video was actually our first that we made, I asked him to tie me down using my bed restraints and play with me to bring me to orgasm. He asked if he could use my toy…uh, duh! :) Leg restraints: 10/10 my thighs tend to get in the way of my orgasm sometimes Hand restraints: 5/10 not a fan, probably won’t see my hands restrained often.

I decided to savour the quiet of having the apartment to myself in my favourite way. Me time!!! I was feeling overstimulated from having company, so I decided to overstimulate myself in a different way. The oui’d, mood lighting, and Magic Wand really helped. And I kind of enjoyed doing it and not having to take my clothes off!!! It didn’t change how good the orgasm felt. Grinding against the fabric of my underwear just built the feeling up and made me more desperate for that sweet release. Wrapping it all up with a few diaphragmatic breaths to bring my heart rate down, and a hug for myself just felt right.

A new green swim suit and a new toy, the perfect way to procrastinate folding my laundry. I have to take my clit hood ring out to use the suction toy, but it’s SO. WORTH. IT. I had stacked/multiple orgasms this time and it definitely doesn’t take me long to reach them. I might have even gush/squirted a little. More hydration for the flowers ;) definitely a 10/10 toy

Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?

The sun was shining into my bedroom beautifully. It was inspiring lighting annd it made me want to create! I’m also training my anus for a monster of a plug that I bought not realizing the size. You can see how tight it is and how much I still have to go, and you can see my pretty pussy petals reaching toward the sun after I cum hard with the toy in my ass.

Watch Keke Kinks suck and fuck until the cat barges in and interrupts...sorry 😬