Good Squrls Don’t Cum

What started on the couch after I squeezed myself into an old corset from my burlesque days, got hot and naughty as it moved to the room. Something about putting on the fishnets with no underwear, maybe it was the way it lightly rubbed against my labia made my pussy trickle it’s juices down to part my soft lips. It made me tear through the fishnets so I could touch my yearning vulva. As soon as I got in front of my mirror in the bedroom it turned something on in me. The need to talk dirty…I guess to my toy cock I so badly wanted to use. Verbalizing every fantasy that popped into my head to do to my cock-friend, until I reached an amazing orgasm. The fun wasn’t over yet. We had some cleaning up to do. I felt the most efficient way was to use my mouth and throat until my toyfriend was completely satisfied ;)

Hottest water possible? Check! Bath bomb? Check! Detachable Shower head? Check! ;) I rarely take baths. I prefer showers, but when I do draw a bath: there must be a bath bomb, and I always end up horny. I also have a confession: this was my first time, in the 3 years I’ve lived here, using my detachable shower head to get off. I’d say my fingers and my toys are better, but something different was nice ☺️

Let me tell you this was a long wank for me. I don’t know if it’s hormones or stress…but I have been struggling to orgasm completely for weeks. I thought “let’s put on the new collar/nipple rings and slap your clit around a bit”. And since I recently found this riding crop when I was decluttering, I figured I’d use it. I don’t know how much of it got left in, but I started fantasizing about orgasm control and start talking dirty to myself…Hehe

For my 29th birthday, I wanted to pleasure myself and have fun like I used to on my own (with some bubbly, that I forgot until after). Being the exhibitionist that I am, I had to share. No one likes working on their birthday, but it happens and I did what I could to unwind and treat myself ;). I could have had birthday sex, but I opted out of that to focus on myself and use some of my new toys. By the time this is live, my birthday will have passed but let's let the celebration live on!!! Cheers to 29 years, and thank you for everyone who has supported me this year xoxo

We’ve been living in our apartment for 3 years having lukewarm baths!!! Our landlord finally agreed to fix it. It was delicious. I decided to make it steamy in my own way, too with my newest addition to the toy collection: glass dildo and beads!!! Sorry for the light dying on me halfway though. At least there’s still candlelight!

This video was actually our first that we made, I asked him to tie me down using my bed restraints and play with me to bring me to orgasm. He asked if he could use my toy…uh, duh! :) Leg restraints: 10/10 my thighs tend to get in the way of my orgasm sometimes Hand restraints: 5/10 not a fan, probably won’t see my hands restrained often.

Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

Since I love showing off and finding new, creative ways to Make Love, Not Porn with myself, I wanted to try some new positions for my phone while I pleasure myself. This one is a real quickie, and the camera work needs…well…work. I enjoyed it all the same.

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?