Good Squrls Don’t Cum

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

It was warm enough to wear my new skort this weekend! It got cold again after…Spring is definitely coming, though. I decided to try to channel it further by putting on my skort again, pigtails & colourful ribbons, and my Lehrerboys rose t-shirt. <3

It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. Edging is one of my favourite things and I almost can’t orgasm without it at times. To change it up I gave myself a time limit. I had to cum once the timer reached 10:00:00, and edge as many times as I could. I didn’t count… Can you help me count how many edges I did in these 10 glorious minutes? Let me know in the comments what your edge count was while watching this …if you can keep track ;)!

I just had the busiest weekend I’ve had in a while. Socially drained and spending the weekend at family’s house (with thin walls) made me thirstier for a release than normal. -the leftover tp made me giggle. I didn’t even check before setting up to masturbate because I was in a hurry to get started lol just #realworldsex things

The toys I ordered last night arrived this afternoon! I, of course, had to bring them both out to at least show-and-tell. Then, to use the one I’ve been looking forward to the most. Basically - tribbing with the Demon Pussy. I can’t wait to do this more as I move into ushering and enacting my more sapphic side.

Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!

The sun was shining into my bedroom beautifully. It was inspiring lighting annd it made me want to create! I’m also training my anus for a monster of a plug that I bought not realizing the size. You can see how tight it is and how much I still have to go, and you can see my pretty pussy petals reaching toward the sun after I cum hard with the toy in my ass.

For my 29th birthday, I wanted to pleasure myself and have fun like I used to on my own (with some bubbly, that I forgot until after). Being the exhibitionist that I am, I had to share. No one likes working on their birthday, but it happens and I did what I could to unwind and treat myself ;). I could have had birthday sex, but I opted out of that to focus on myself and use some of my new toys. By the time this is live, my birthday will have passed but let's let the celebration live on!!! Cheers to 29 years, and thank you for everyone who has supported me this year xoxo

It has been a while since I haven’t used a toy or been with someone else, so I decided to reconnect with myself and my pleasure through touching my sex. I indulge others’ in their need for physical touch. Why shouldn’t I indulge my own need? Don’t have anywhere to be? Spend 20 min with me truly enjoying yourself <3

I decided to do some self care and get dressed up cute for fun, maybe reach out to a few of my FWBs to see if they’d want to come over since I was home alone. No such luck, but I didn’t want to waste the look so I kept the self-care going with my Lush 2 and my iPhone camera 😉