High and (Not) Dry

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

I wanted to show my pussy overall some love and play with some toys I haven’t used in a while before I had to get ready for work. Morning masturbation is the best. I also wanted to see if I could achieve orgasm without directly stimulating my clit. Challenge succeeded! (Although I did get some labia minora in the suction which has left me with a swollen bit…learned for next time)

I decided to do some self care and get dressed up cute for fun, maybe reach out to a few of my FWBs to see if they’d want to come over since I was home alone. No such luck, but I didn’t want to waste the look so I kept the self-care going with my Lush 2 and my iPhone camera 😉

This video was actually our first that we made, I asked him to tie me down using my bed restraints and play with me to bring me to orgasm. He asked if he could use my toy…uh, duh! :) Leg restraints: 10/10 my thighs tend to get in the way of my orgasm sometimes Hand restraints: 5/10 not a fan, probably won’t see my hands restrained often.

A new green swim suit and a new toy, the perfect way to procrastinate folding my laundry. I have to take my clit hood ring out to use the suction toy, but it’s SO. WORTH. IT. I had stacked/multiple orgasms this time and it definitely doesn’t take me long to reach them. I might have even gush/squirted a little. More hydration for the flowers ;) definitely a 10/10 toy

I decided to savour the quiet of having the apartment to myself in my favourite way. Me time!!! I was feeling overstimulated from having company, so I decided to overstimulate myself in a different way. The oui’d, mood lighting, and Magic Wand really helped. And I kind of enjoyed doing it and not having to take my clothes off!!! It didn’t change how good the orgasm felt. Grinding against the fabric of my underwear just built the feeling up and made me more desperate for that sweet release. Wrapping it all up with a few diaphragmatic breaths to bring my heart rate down, and a hug for myself just felt right.

Today I worked from home, but luck would have it that my laptop had to do an update and then crashed. I thought “might as well have a little bit of fun while I wait” It’s been a few days since I’ve gotten off and honestly, I get so horny during my period…visuals not really needed to assist in that department right now. As you’ll see, I still use them (some fave Reddit posts - specifically r/RuinedOrgasm) I didn’t mean to ruin my orgasm, but it sometimes just happens when I’m watching others get ruined. I tried to make up for it by continuing to use my dildo on myself and achieve an orgasm, but I failed at that, too. I should be working, but all work and no play makes Keke a dull girl ;) I will definitely be trying again for that O later!!!

I once again had time to kill before work and I woke up very horny. I’ve been using the Dipsea audio app for my solo sessions. I’ve since found an immersive audio that I can’t get enough of featuring two hot sounding men (American and British accents) who worship me. I love every minute and I orgasm on cue every time.

Watch me pleasure myself with my tail anal toy in, and intentionally not cum. I love to feel/watch my thighs and ass jiggle when I get close to orgasm. 20 minutes of just pleasure, no release. Plus, puns are fun. ;)

I got some cute new sleepwear and lingerie and of course I had to put it on all at once and do a fashion show for my M🧡NP community. As expected, taking my clothes off got me turned on pretty quickly, which quickly led to one of my favourite things - me tasting myself after an orgasm. I can definitely say I’m happy with my new loungewear. ;)