Nowhere To Be

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

We’ve been living in our apartment for 3 years having lukewarm baths!!! Our landlord finally agreed to fix it. It was delicious. I decided to make it steamy in my own way, too with my newest addition to the toy collection: glass dildo and beads!!! Sorry for the light dying on me halfway though. At least there’s still candlelight!

Sexting with my across-country friend who loves anal always gets me feeling this way. It’s too bad I don’t have a regular source of anal sex to train myself into my accidentally too-big toy, but I try it every once in a while. Can still only get the tip in….womp womp. Also… I’m not often up for anal penetration on its own, but the anal/clit combo makes for an awesome orgasm!

Finally got up the courage to try this toy out. Just had to jump right on it….Literally and figuratively…buuuuut it being a grinder I had to see how it held up to its name in that regard. It 100% holds up! In all the ways 10/10 will be using again.

Horny as usual on my Saturday night alone and I wanted to use my double dildo to feel completely full. DP in real life is still just a fantasy for me, but I can do it on my own hands free with my suction base double penetration toy. I can’t usually orgasm without from anal penetration alone, so I had to break out the Wand. Too bad my holes are too tight and I couldn’t even get the smaller dildo back in my backdoor but that didn’t stop the pleasure.

I decided to savour the quiet of having the apartment to myself in my favourite way. Me time!!! I was feeling overstimulated from having company, so I decided to overstimulate myself in a different way. The oui’d, mood lighting, and Magic Wand really helped. And I kind of enjoyed doing it and not having to take my clothes off!!! It didn’t change how good the orgasm felt. Grinding against the fabric of my underwear just built the feeling up and made me more desperate for that sweet release. Wrapping it all up with a few diaphragmatic breaths to bring my heart rate down, and a hug for myself just felt right.

Happily fed and content after an easter meal with the family, I got chatting with an old sex friend who lives across the country. Things got flirty, I started taking sexy pics and I got horny enough to drop what I was doing and hump the nearest thing…which happened to be my pillow ;) hump and grind with me to climax, babes!

I was interrupted while getting ready for work by the thoughts of a sex dream I’d woken up from that morning. I don’t remember much of the details while writing this, but I do remember seeing myself laid out with my legs open and my wet pussy exposed to the air while I begged to the point of crying to be fucked, touched, cocked…I could feel the yearning in my dream. I don’t even know that I got the sex I was whimpering for, I just know it made me incredibly horny. ^_^ Update: I told the person who the dream was about and he sent me a picture of his hard cock. I’m just giddy. And more horny thinking about it.

My roommate is the best person I could ask to live with, but sometimes I want uninhibited #metime. Broke out some lingerie I haven’t worn in a long time and changed things up.

Watch Keke Kinks suck and fuck until the cat barges in and interrupts...sorry 😬