Hydrate and Masturbate

How do you know you've been in a relationship for longer than two years? Watch to find out ;) I found this super hot video that we filmed a few months ago and completely forgot about when I was scrolling through photos on my phone. My camera roll is about 90% cat photos and 10% nudes, so sometimes things get buried in the mix. PS there is a lot of cumming in it.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

Whew, how does life keep getting hotter? We had a lot of different kinds of sex this year (and with a few different friends!) Here is a compilation of some of my favourite MLNP moments. I definitely did not make it all the way through this video and I'd like to see you try haha

You ever get so close to cumming that you can’t even handle being touched anywhere or you might erupt? My partner and I had a night away in a quaint hotel recently and the first thing we did after checking in was get naked. I started touching myself, sitting in the chair across from him. Then he started touching himself. Then we touched each other and made love until we were both right on the edge and eventually pushed over it. There’s something so hot about having sex in a new place.

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

2025 was a super sensual year. My partner and I had some fun travels and had lots of sex along the way. There was a lot of laughter, edging, slutty outfits and cumming. Please enjoy this sexy journal from last year! I hope it keeps on giving.

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

We're on holiday in Mérida! We're having a hot and horny time. We've been riding bikes, eating tacos, practicing our Spanish and having lots of sex. We discovered how much we like fucking in the hammock in our room and we want to share it with you. ¡Buen provecho!

I was feeling hot and sensual after a sweaty yoga practice in my underwear. I had the house to myself, so I thought I'd touch myself and film it for you. I pulled my panties off and then got myself off. As I was cumming, my partner walked in the front door lol. I didn't know exactly when he was going to be home, but knew it was possible he might walk in on me. His timing was pretty hilarious though. Imagine walking in the front door and being greeted by the sound of me having an orgasm in the next room. As you can probably guess, there is a part 2 to this video—And then I make him cum.

It was mid-afternoon which always seems to be when we're both horny lately. We had just gotten home from the beach where we had a fun time surfing small waves that we had all to ourselves. We were both feeling pretty euphoric and alive from it. We had a shower to wash off the salt and sand, and then got into bed together to have steamy sex. This is our idea of a perfect day.