Hydrate and Masturbate

When in doubt, add more lube. Even when my pussy is literally dripping to the floor, more lube is just better when it comes to toys. Any advice for getting a dick to stick to hardwood better?

I felt like getting #dressy in some lingerie, but it was so cold that I couldn’t bring myself to take off my wool socks. We played the game of see-how-long-you-can-go-without-touching-my-pussy which is always fun and turns me on so much. Then we had all kinds of sex all over the bed.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

My partner is away for the weekend for work and as usual, being apart for even just one night makes me so horny. I was feeling soft and sensual. Watch me tease and touch myself in bed until I cum, lit by the salt lamp.

An up close and personal video of me feeling cozy and horny by the warmth of the wood stove. My favourite part is when I put my vibrator inside my panties and almost accidentally cum hands-free like 4 minutes in lol. Stay warm and stay horny, friends.

I put on a sexy bodysuit with the intention of taking some photos of myself for my onlyfans. I wasn't planning on masturbating, but I had the camera on selfie mode and I got very turned on watching myself. This bodysuit is v. hot! So I made you this spontaneous video of me slowly stripping and feeling my skin and jiggling my butt and getting myself off.

A horny and fairly vanilla video of us having sex in our bed at home. I love it when it feels like he is using me lovingly. And I hope it brings you so much pleasure!

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

2025 was a super sensual year. My partner and I had some fun travels and had lots of sex along the way. There was a lot of laughter, edging, slutty outfits and cumming. Please enjoy this sexy journal from last year! I hope it keeps on giving.