Make Me Time, Not Excuses!

WFH lunch break coincides with the wife n kids running an errand. 🤔 Hmmm... instead of just a regular me time sesh, what can - ☝🏾😈 I GOT IT! I have a big bag of toys here... let's see how many we can put on my 🍆 at one time. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Why not? So I set up a quick little 20 minute shoot and experimented with how many I could use at once. To say 'it works' is an understatement. I was going to be cheeky and name this 'Electric Boogaloo' but for real, I have only three words to describe it: 😈🤯 😲HO 😬LEE 💩SHIT!!! 🫨😳🥴😝. If you got these at home YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!! I normally cum this hard with my wife but I think I stumbled onto something 🥳WONDERFUL here! 🤩Enjoy yourselves!! 😒 Crap. They're back. Also... the answer was 7 things. 😈

I🏋🏾‍♀️ have been quite diligent in my 💪🏾gym-going🚴🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your body 😓to let you torture it into shape, then you have to pamper it and enjoy it when you get the chance. So😈 i indulged and just let everything go... aaaah what a beautiful mess🍆🧴🫨.🤯🫠... enjoy your bodies! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!

🤦🏾‍♂️I had forgotten about this one, 🤷🏾‍♂️honestly. I found this and got ☝🏾😲inspired to try some new ideas lately, but I figured what better place to share the start. 🤷🏾‍♂️We all must start somewhere, right? That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy😈 yourself 🍆while you learn! This sparked a wave of new material, so stay tuned for more videos soon!

I had the house to myself for a few minutes and THE LAUNDRY CAN WAIT so I figured I'd set up a quick sesh. Trying a new camera angle and working with the hot octopuss. But... have you ever came and then felt the immediate need to cum again right away? 🤷🏾‍♂️ Damndest thing, isn't it? Oh no it got on the floor... 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ oh well...

This one was right after another session I did earlier. I don't know about you but I can cum two or three times in a row like it's nothing. I left the camera up and just got what I needed. 🤷🏾‍♂️I didn’t think there was enough but 😈let’s see if this works… sometimes you just gotta get one more

I have a Velcro strap that fastens this to me during the session, and I had lost it in the wash. Oh well… the show must go on!

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

We already know Me Time is important. But sometimes, it gets delayed. I hate it when you're in a session and then you hear a noise or someone knocks on the door. Sometimes you can go 'just a minute!' and they leave you be. Most time, it's time to stop, put everything away, and wait for another time. The bad news is, you're delayed until the middle of the night. The good news, since you're the only one up... you can take your time. So... why not use the cock ring? Remember- self care is mandatory. ENJOY YOURSELVES!

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!