Make Me Time, Not Excuses!

*shrug* 🤷🏾‍♂️ It's Friday... the wife n kids ain't home... and I got shit else to do right now. What can I say? Sometimes you just need to get naked, sit down with your favorite cock ring and just have a good time. And if you just happen to have some Afghan Moon nearby, all the better.

I have been quite diligent in my 🏋🏾‍♀️gym-going💪🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your 🚴🏾body to let you torture it into shape, then you have to 😈pamper it 😈and enjoy it when you get the chance. 🤷🏾‍♂️Sometimes you eat dessert first… Enjoy yourselves, everyone!

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

My wife and I have been exploring new things together, and this is my attempt at being sensuous for her. I didn’t think I’d get that turned on but… *shrug* maybe next time I’ll add more leather… I apologize for the awkward camera angle, still getting the hang of this...

Insomnia is a pain in the ass. It's 3:17 am and you're awake for no good reason. You know you can't go back to sleep so you angrily start planning your day which is gonna start in a couple hours. I used to do that- NOW instead of lamenting my lack of sleep, I figure I may as well enjoy myself. Everyone else IS asleep, after all. Then 💡☝🏾😲 saaaay...another lighting idea, this time only the light of the monitor. I like the way the shadows appear… what do you think? I wanted to make it last, so I went nice and slow. Enjoy! I know I did

I made up my mind that I was going to do away with the anonymous and 😎OWN 🤩 the way I Make Love, Not Porn🥳. Made a speech and everything, and 🤷🏾‍♂️forgot to check the sound. 🤦🏾‍♂️ But, it was a good 🍆session anyway, so I'm posting it as is. Enjoy yourselves, everyone!!

Hello everyone! My wife and I are taking our first steps into 😈kink❤️, and well... the idea she proposed got me so turned on I just had to go handle things🍆. I was feeling so naughty I filmed it real quick...I had to keep it quiet so no one would hear me... I managed to not only edge, but have TWO back to back orgasms. ✊🏾😆 FUCK YES! 😨 Sssshhhh...🤫... This is as real world as it gets, and I love knowing that I'm helping YOU get pleasure, whoever you are. Now GO ENJOY YOURSELF! I sure as hell did! *Note: The music in the background is my creation. Also, sorry for the noise at the end... my hands were slippery. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I bought this Kiiroo Keon device, and it does work great even if it’s a little awkward. This is me trying to use the device quickly… Clumsy perhaps but it gets the job done

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

I've lost 80 lbs, and as a result GAINED an extra inch on my Mojo. I feel so confident about my body, I want to show the world! This is me working with my beloved fleshlight for a little late night ME Time. I got so excited at the notion of filming it I couldn't think of anything else till I did it. So here it is! Enjoy! **Note: The music being played is an arrangement I made on my computer with live bass guitar provided by yours truly.