Chop Stick-It-In-Me

Let me tell you this was a long wank for me. I don’t know if it’s hormones or stress…but I have been struggling to orgasm completely for weeks. I thought “let’s put on the new collar/nipple rings and slap your clit around a bit”. And since I recently found this riding crop when I was decluttering, I figured I’d use it. I don’t know how much of it got left in, but I started fantasizing about orgasm control and start talking dirty to myself…Hehe

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

For my 29th birthday, I wanted to pleasure myself and have fun like I used to on my own (with some bubbly, that I forgot until after). Being the exhibitionist that I am, I had to share. No one likes working on their birthday, but it happens and I did what I could to unwind and treat myself ;). I could have had birthday sex, but I opted out of that to focus on myself and use some of my new toys. By the time this is live, my birthday will have passed but let's let the celebration live on!!! Cheers to 29 years, and thank you for everyone who has supported me this year xoxo

I decided to savour the quiet of having the apartment to myself in my favourite way. Me time!!! I was feeling overstimulated from having company, so I decided to overstimulate myself in a different way. The oui’d, mood lighting, and Magic Wand really helped. And I kind of enjoyed doing it and not having to take my clothes off!!! It didn’t change how good the orgasm felt. Grinding against the fabric of my underwear just built the feeling up and made me more desperate for that sweet release. Wrapping it all up with a few diaphragmatic breaths to bring my heart rate down, and a hug for myself just felt right.

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?

It has been a while since I haven’t used a toy or been with someone else, so I decided to reconnect with myself and my pleasure through touching my sex. I indulge others’ in their need for physical touch. Why shouldn’t I indulge my own need? Don’t have anywhere to be? Spend 20 min with me truly enjoying yourself <3

I just had the busiest weekend I’ve had in a while. Socially drained and spending the weekend at family’s house (with thin walls) made me thirstier for a release than normal. -the leftover tp made me giggle. I didn’t even check before setting up to masturbate because I was in a hurry to get started lol just #realworldsex things

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

I was interrupted while getting ready for work by the thoughts of a sex dream I’d woken up from that morning. I don’t remember much of the details while writing this, but I do remember seeing myself laid out with my legs open and my wet pussy exposed to the air while I begged to the point of crying to be fucked, touched, cocked…I could feel the yearning in my dream. I don’t even know that I got the sex I was whimpering for, I just know it made me incredibly horny. ^_^ Update: I told the person who the dream was about and he sent me a picture of his hard cock. I’m just giddy. And more horny thinking about it.

I took a vacation day from work and it was a fabulous day for me…FULL of self love. I looked great after my haircut and I felt sexy, so I made Cinna eat me out when he got home from work/before his date night with his other fwb (no sex because it’s her turn tonight). I was still super horny and sexed up when he left so I decided to continue to treat my sexy self by reapplying my lipstick from the day’s look, filling both holes and showing off all of my assets from the front and the back.