My Me-Time DEBUT!!!

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!

I made up my mind that I was going to do away with the anonymous and 😎OWN 🤩 the way I Make Love, Not Porn🥳. Made a speech and everything, and 🤷🏾‍♂️forgot to check the sound. 🤦🏾‍♂️ But, it was a good 🍆session anyway, so I'm posting it as is. Enjoy yourselves, everyone!!

EEEEEEEEE!! My wife and I are building a sex room! 🥳🤩😈 🎶I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!🎶 I'm cleaning out the space getting it ready, right? I'm clearing out an old drawer and I find... this big old cock ring with a ball stretcher. I forgot I had this thing. *shrug* Wife and kids are out of the house... Better make sure it still works, right? **Sorry for the bump in the middle- the damn iPhone tipped over. #Realworldsex, right? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️**

The caregivers among us are under a lot of pressure to perform the care they need and still maintain care for themselves. Often they sacrifice the latter for the former, which leads to all sorts of health problems dealing with the stress. To the caregivers, I urge you to TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES. I know it feels selfish sometimes and it may make you feel guilty but believe me: if you light yourself on fire to keep your family warm, all you'll get is BURNT OUT. Take time to slip away and do something to replenish yourself! Have a quick hot cup of tea... steal a moment to read a quick chapter of a book... or... 😈 slip away and have yourself a good time... It's OK! You're allowed! 🤓😄

*shrug* 🤷🏾‍♂️ It's Friday... the wife n kids ain't home... and I got shit else to do right now. What can I say? Sometimes you just need to get naked, sit down with your favorite cock ring and just have a good time. And if you just happen to have some Afghan Moon nearby, all the better.

WFH lunch break coincides with the wife n kids running an errand. 🤔 Hmmm... instead of just a regular me time sesh, what can - ☝🏾😈 I GOT IT! I have a big bag of toys here... let's see how many we can put on my 🍆 at one time. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Why not? So I set up a quick little 20 minute shoot and experimented with how many I could use at once. To say 'it works' is an understatement. I was going to be cheeky and name this 'Electric Boogaloo' but for real, I have only three words to describe it: 😈🤯 😲HO 😬LEE 💩SHIT!!! 🫨😳🥴😝. If you got these at home YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!! I normally cum this hard with my wife but I think I stumbled onto something 🥳WONDERFUL here! 🤩Enjoy yourselves!! 😒 Crap. They're back. Also... the answer was 7 things. 😈

I'm learning more about edging. I figured instead of having 3 or 4 orgasms back to back, what if I just build up to one really BIG one? 🤔 How does one do that? 💡☝😲 New term incoming: GOONING. Heh...where's my cock ring? Let's try this... 😆😋 (Spoiler alert: IT WORKS)

I have been quite diligent in my 🏋🏾‍♀️gym-going💪🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your 🚴🏾body to let you torture it into shape, then you have to 😈pamper it 😈and enjoy it when you get the chance. 🤷🏾‍♂️Sometimes you eat dessert first… Enjoy yourselves, everyone!

This is a new concept: Feeling Of Pleasurable Sensations or FOPS. The idea is if you don’t know what you like, how can you tell your lover? Take the time and learn how to ENJOY YOURSELF! I'm sharing this to show my wife that not only is it allowed... it's exhilarating! 😈🍆

I'm making new discoveries every day! Go ahead and laugh but... every since I saw the Suicide Girls shower on camera... I've ALWAYS wanted to try this! So I bought this tripod that's more like a set of tentacles, really. First time for everything, right? Let's see if it works!