Me-Time Hot Octopus Test Drive

I have been quite diligent in my 🏋🏾‍♀️gym-going💪🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your 🚴🏾body to let you torture it into shape, then you have to 😈pamper it 😈and enjoy it when you get the chance. 🤷🏾‍♂️Sometimes you eat dessert first… Enjoy yourselves, everyone!

Whenever life gets you stressed out, it’s perfectly normal to want to be by yourself and play with your toys. Solo play makes us feel better, right? 😈🍆

My wife and I are exploring new things together. This is me at my most basic, trying to show her how all this works.

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

I had the house to myself for a few minutes and THE LAUNDRY CAN WAIT so I figured I'd set up a quick sesh. Trying a new camera angle and working with the hot octopuss. But... have you ever came and then felt the immediate need to cum again right away? 🤷🏾‍♂️ Damndest thing, isn't it? Oh no it got on the floor... 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ oh well...

I've been really exploring this new side of myself, and I'm happy to have this community to share the experience with. Sexual expression seems to have endless possibilities! This time I got a wild idea about lighting and figured I'd film it to see how it turned out.

I'm experimenting with new toys and camera angles. Shout out to the Pelvic People and their OhNuts. These things are life savers. Had a nice quiet little sesh... hope it helps you be happy as well

I bought this Kiiroo Keon device, and it does work great even if it’s a little awkward. This is me trying to use the device quickly… Clumsy perhaps but it gets the job done

WFH lunch break coincides with the wife n kids running an errand. 🤔 Hmmm... instead of just a regular me time sesh, what can - ☝🏾😈 I GOT IT! I have a big bag of toys here... let's see how many we can put on my 🍆 at one time. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Why not? So I set up a quick little 20 minute shoot and experimented with how many I could use at once. To say 'it works' is an understatement. I was going to be cheeky and name this 'Electric Boogaloo' but for real, I have only three words to describe it: 😈🤯 😲HO 😬LEE 💩SHIT!!! 🫨😳🥴😝. If you got these at home YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!! I normally cum this hard with my wife but I think I stumbled onto something 🥳WONDERFUL here! 🤩Enjoy yourselves!! 😒 Crap. They're back. Also... the answer was 7 things. 😈

I have a Velcro strap that fastens this to me during the session, and I had lost it in the wash. Oh well… the show must go on!