One Light Me Time

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!

Digging through old 🧦drawers clearing out space for our new sex room, and I find this thing. I honestly forgot I ordered this or why I put it in the drawer in the first place. Well, it turns out 🍆'one size fits all' doesn't apply here. 🙄🤨 Yes, I'm too big. Without ego, you can see: I'm not exactly the smallest man. This poor thing struggled to keep up upon receipt - hence being banished to the drawer. *shrug* Alright then... let's see if it still works. *spoiler: it doesn't* Enjoy yourselves, even if your toy breaks!

"Dad, when is dinner?" "Honey? Can you come take out the trash please?" I made this video because I wanted to remind myself - (and share :) ) - that as providers and caregivers, we have the ability and the RIGHT to say the three most powerful words in your arsenal of self preservation: NOT. RIGHT. NOW. Take time for yourself! Not only is it healthy, it's NECESSARY. You can't pour from an empty vessel, and sometimes you just have to fill it yourself. Go ahead! :) You'll feel less stressed, more relaxed, and the trash will be right there where you left it when you're done. The world won't END in the next 5 minutes if dinner is a little late. So, the next time you're going to put off caring for yourself because ______ needs _______... Make ME-TIME. Not excuses! Enjoy!

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

After carrying 12 bottles of water through a theme park in the 100 degree Florida heat... your damn right I'm taking some time for myself. Everyone else is asleep...

Have any of you had trouble keeping the Hot Octopuss Solo Lux on your 🍆 while 'in session'? 😨Mine keeps falling off! 😩 If so, I have devised a way to set it and forget it. All you need is a little toilet tissue and some medical tape. Trust me. I hope it helps someone out there, and as always 😈ENJOY😈 YOURSELF!

EEEEEEEEE!! My wife and I are building a sex room! 🥳🤩😈 🎶I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!🎶 I'm cleaning out the space getting it ready, right? I'm clearing out an old drawer and I find... this big old cock ring with a ball stretcher. I forgot I had this thing. *shrug* Wife and kids are out of the house... Better make sure it still works, right? **Sorry for the bump in the middle- the damn iPhone tipped over. #Realworldsex, right? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️**

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!

Hello everyone! My wife and I are taking our first steps into 😈kink❤️, and well... the idea she proposed got me so turned on I just had to go handle things🍆. I was feeling so naughty I filmed it real quick...I had to keep it quiet so no one would hear me... I managed to not only edge, but have TWO back to back orgasms. ✊🏾😆 FUCK YES! 😨 Sssshhhh...🤫... This is as real world as it gets, and I love knowing that I'm helping YOU get pleasure, whoever you are. Now GO ENJOY YOURSELF! I sure as hell did! *Note: The music in the background is my creation. Also, sorry for the noise at the end... my hands were slippery. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I've lost 80 lbs, and as a result GAINED an extra inch on my Mojo. I feel so confident about my body, I want to show the world! This is me working with my beloved fleshlight for a little late night ME Time. I got so excited at the notion of filming it I couldn't think of anything else till I did it. So here it is! Enjoy! **Note: The music being played is an arrangement I made on my computer with live bass guitar provided by yours truly.