Hot Octopuss, Lost the Strap :(

WFH lunch break coincides with the wife n kids running an errand. 🤔 Hmmm... instead of just a regular me time sesh, what can - ☝🏾😈 I GOT IT! I have a big bag of toys here... let's see how many we can put on my 🍆 at one time. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Why not? So I set up a quick little 20 minute shoot and experimented with how many I could use at once. To say 'it works' is an understatement. I was going to be cheeky and name this 'Electric Boogaloo' but for real, I have only three words to describe it: 😈🤯 😲HO 😬LEE 💩SHIT!!! 🫨😳🥴😝. If you got these at home YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!! I normally cum this hard with my wife but I think I stumbled onto something 🥳WONDERFUL here! 🤩Enjoy yourselves!! 😒 Crap. They're back. Also... the answer was 7 things. 😈

Digging through old 🧦drawers clearing out space for our new sex room, and I find this thing. I honestly forgot I ordered this or why I put it in the drawer in the first place. Well, it turns out 🍆'one size fits all' doesn't apply here. 🙄🤨 Yes, I'm too big. Without ego, you can see: I'm not exactly the smallest man. This poor thing struggled to keep up upon receipt - hence being banished to the drawer. *shrug* Alright then... let's see if it still works. *spoiler: it doesn't* Enjoy yourselves, even if your toy breaks!

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

Hello everyone! My wife and I are taking our first steps into 😈kink❤️, and well... the idea she proposed got me so turned on I just had to go handle things🍆. I was feeling so naughty I filmed it real quick...I had to keep it quiet so no one would hear me... I managed to not only edge, but have TWO back to back orgasms. ✊🏾😆 FUCK YES! 😨 Sssshhhh...🤫... This is as real world as it gets, and I love knowing that I'm helping YOU get pleasure, whoever you are. Now GO ENJOY YOURSELF! I sure as hell did! *Note: The music in the background is my creation. Also, sorry for the noise at the end... my hands were slippery. 🤷🏾‍♂️

After carrying 12 bottles of water through a theme park in the 100 degree Florida heat... your damn right I'm taking some time for myself. Everyone else is asleep...

🤦🏾‍♂️I had forgotten about this one, 🤷🏾‍♂️honestly. I found this and got ☝🏾😲inspired to try some new ideas lately, but I figured what better place to share the start. 🤷🏾‍♂️We all must start somewhere, right? That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy😈 yourself 🍆while you learn! This sparked a wave of new material, so stay tuned for more videos soon!

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!

I made up my mind that I was going to do away with the anonymous and 😎OWN 🤩 the way I Make Love, Not Porn🥳. Made a speech and everything, and 🤷🏾‍♂️forgot to check the sound. 🤦🏾‍♂️ But, it was a good 🍆session anyway, so I'm posting it as is. Enjoy yourselves, everyone!!

Insomnia is a pain in the ass. It's 3:17 am and you're awake for no good reason. You know you can't go back to sleep so you angrily start planning your day which is gonna start in a couple hours. I used to do that- NOW instead of lamenting my lack of sleep, I figure I may as well enjoy myself. Everyone else IS asleep, after all. Then 💡☝🏾😲 saaaay...another lighting idea, this time only the light of the monitor. I like the way the shadows appear… what do you think? I wanted to make it last, so I went nice and slow. Enjoy! I know I did