Shower Mounted Camera Test Me Time

I🏋🏾‍♀️ have been quite diligent in my 💪🏾gym-going🚴🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your body 😓to let you torture it into shape, then you have to pamper it and enjoy it when you get the chance. So😈 i indulged and just let everything go... aaaah what a beautiful mess🍆🧴🫨.🤯🫠... enjoy your bodies! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!

Rather than fight the urges, i've found that if you just go with them every now and again you get more done. For instance, after this I did a load of laundry and emptied the dishwasher. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Caregivers, take time to take care of yourselves! It's not only a great way to relieve stress, it's actually HEALTHY. So go forth and ENJOY YOURSELVES!

I'm learning more about edging. I figured instead of having 3 or 4 orgasms back to back, what if I just build up to one really BIG one? 🤔 How does one do that? 💡☝😲 New term incoming: GOONING. Heh...where's my cock ring? Let's try this... 😆😋 (Spoiler alert: IT WORKS)

EEEEEEEEE!! My wife and I are building a sex room! 🥳🤩😈 🎶I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!🎶 I'm cleaning out the space getting it ready, right? I'm clearing out an old drawer and I find... this big old cock ring with a ball stretcher. I forgot I had this thing. *shrug* Wife and kids are out of the house... Better make sure it still works, right? **Sorry for the bump in the middle- the damn iPhone tipped over. #Realworldsex, right? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️**

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

This one was right after another session I did earlier. I don't know about you but I can cum two or three times in a row like it's nothing. I left the camera up and just got what I needed. 🤷🏾‍♂️I didn’t think there was enough but 😈let’s see if this works… sometimes you just gotta get one more

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!

Insomnia is a pain in the ass. It's 3:17 am and you're awake for no good reason. You know you can't go back to sleep so you angrily start planning your day which is gonna start in a couple hours. I used to do that- NOW instead of lamenting my lack of sleep, I figure I may as well enjoy myself. Everyone else IS asleep, after all. Then 💡☝🏾😲 saaaay...another lighting idea, this time only the light of the monitor. I like the way the shadows appear… what do you think? I wanted to make it last, so I went nice and slow. Enjoy! I know I did

Have any of you had trouble keeping the Hot Octopuss Solo Lux on your 🍆 while 'in session'? 😨Mine keeps falling off! 😩 If so, I have devised a way to set it and forget it. All you need is a little toilet tissue and some medical tape. Trust me. I hope it helps someone out there, and as always 😈ENJOY😈 YOURSELF!

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!