After Work Out Indulgence Me Time

"Dad, when is dinner?" "Honey? Can you come take out the trash please?" I made this video because I wanted to remind myself - (and share :) ) - that as providers and caregivers, we have the ability and the RIGHT to say the three most powerful words in your arsenal of self preservation: NOT. RIGHT. NOW. Take time for yourself! Not only is it healthy, it's NECESSARY. You can't pour from an empty vessel, and sometimes you just have to fill it yourself. Go ahead! :) You'll feel less stressed, more relaxed, and the trash will be right there where you left it when you're done. The world won't END in the next 5 minutes if dinner is a little late. So, the next time you're going to put off caring for yourself because ______ needs _______... Make ME-TIME. Not excuses! Enjoy!

Digging through old 🧦drawers clearing out space for our new sex room, and I find this thing. I honestly forgot I ordered this or why I put it in the drawer in the first place. Well, it turns out 🍆'one size fits all' doesn't apply here. 🙄🤨 Yes, I'm too big. Without ego, you can see: I'm not exactly the smallest man. This poor thing struggled to keep up upon receipt - hence being banished to the drawer. *shrug* Alright then... let's see if it still works. *spoiler: it doesn't* Enjoy yourselves, even if your toy breaks!

I have a Velcro strap that fastens this to me during the session, and I had lost it in the wash. Oh well… the show must go on!

I'm experimenting with new toys and camera angles. Shout out to the Pelvic People and their OhNuts. These things are life savers. Had a nice quiet little sesh... hope it helps you be happy as well

WFH lunch break coincides with the wife n kids running an errand. 🤔 Hmmm... instead of just a regular me time sesh, what can - ☝🏾😈 I GOT IT! I have a big bag of toys here... let's see how many we can put on my 🍆 at one time. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Why not? So I set up a quick little 20 minute shoot and experimented with how many I could use at once. To say 'it works' is an understatement. I was going to be cheeky and name this 'Electric Boogaloo' but for real, I have only three words to describe it: 😈🤯 😲HO 😬LEE 💩SHIT!!! 🫨😳🥴😝. If you got these at home YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!! I normally cum this hard with my wife but I think I stumbled onto something 🥳WONDERFUL here! 🤩Enjoy yourselves!! 😒 Crap. They're back. Also... the answer was 7 things. 😈

I'm making new discoveries every day! Go ahead and laugh but... every since I saw the Suicide Girls shower on camera... I've ALWAYS wanted to try this! So I bought this tripod that's more like a set of tentacles, really. First time for everything, right? Let's see if it works!

Hello everyone! My wife and I are taking our first steps into 😈kink❤️, and well... the idea she proposed got me so turned on I just had to go handle things🍆. I was feeling so naughty I filmed it real quick...I had to keep it quiet so no one would hear me... I managed to not only edge, but have TWO back to back orgasms. ✊🏾😆 FUCK YES! 😨 Sssshhhh...🤫... This is as real world as it gets, and I love knowing that I'm helping YOU get pleasure, whoever you are. Now GO ENJOY YOURSELF! I sure as hell did! *Note: The music in the background is my creation. Also, sorry for the noise at the end... my hands were slippery. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I had the house to myself for a few minutes and THE LAUNDRY CAN WAIT so I figured I'd set up a quick sesh. Trying a new camera angle and working with the hot octopuss. But... have you ever came and then felt the immediate need to cum again right away? 🤷🏾‍♂️ Damndest thing, isn't it? Oh no it got on the floor... 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ oh well...

I made up my mind that I was going to do away with the anonymous and 😎OWN 🤩 the way I Make Love, Not Porn🥳. Made a speech and everything, and 🤷🏾‍♂️forgot to check the sound. 🤦🏾‍♂️ But, it was a good 🍆session anyway, so I'm posting it as is. Enjoy yourselves, everyone!!

I've lost 80 lbs, and as a result GAINED an extra inch on my Mojo. I feel so confident about my body, I want to show the world! This is me working with my beloved fleshlight for a little late night ME Time. I got so excited at the notion of filming it I couldn't think of anything else till I did it. So here it is! Enjoy! **Note: The music being played is an arrangement I made on my computer with live bass guitar provided by yours truly.