After Work Out Indulgence Me Time

Digging through old 🧦drawers clearing out space for our new sex room, and I find this thing. I honestly forgot I ordered this or why I put it in the drawer in the first place. Well, it turns out 🍆'one size fits all' doesn't apply here. 🙄🤨 Yes, I'm too big. Without ego, you can see: I'm not exactly the smallest man. This poor thing struggled to keep up upon receipt - hence being banished to the drawer. *shrug* Alright then... let's see if it still works. *spoiler: it doesn't* Enjoy yourselves, even if your toy breaks!

"Dad, when is dinner?" "Honey? Can you come take out the trash please?" I made this video because I wanted to remind myself - (and share :) ) - that as providers and caregivers, we have the ability and the RIGHT to say the three most powerful words in your arsenal of self preservation: NOT. RIGHT. NOW. Take time for yourself! Not only is it healthy, it's NECESSARY. You can't pour from an empty vessel, and sometimes you just have to fill it yourself. Go ahead! :) You'll feel less stressed, more relaxed, and the trash will be right there where you left it when you're done. The world won't END in the next 5 minutes if dinner is a little late. So, the next time you're going to put off caring for yourself because ______ needs _______... Make ME-TIME. Not excuses! Enjoy!

I'm making new discoveries every day! Go ahead and laugh but... every since I saw the Suicide Girls shower on camera... I've ALWAYS wanted to try this! So I bought this tripod that's more like a set of tentacles, really. First time for everything, right? Let's see if it works!

I bought this Kiiroo Keon device, and it does work great even if it’s a little awkward. This is me trying to use the device quickly… Clumsy perhaps but it gets the job done

It is easy for the ❤️caregivers❤️ out there to pass yourself by so you can care for someone else. ☝🏾🤨BUT!! When you work 💪🏾hard and hit your ✊🏾physical 🚲fitness goals, 😁REWARDING YOURSELF IS MANDATORY!😁 Don't discount your progress, 🥳CELEBRATE IT! I just hit a major milestone, and I'm taking some 😈me-time🍆 to reward myself with a quick edging session in the 🧼shower🚿. I want to share it to show that self-care is wonderful, healthy, and your right as a loving human who cares for others! Using some better sound, new tech, and created a new tune just for the occasion. 😈Enjoy yourself 😈- ESPECIALLY when you've earned it! And as always, 🙏🏾thanks😊 for watching!

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!

🤷🏾‍♂️ Sometimes you get to eat the dessert 🍨 first. Yesterday I put in 75000 steps 🥵. The next day, before we head out for another grueling day of family fun in the 100 degree Florida sun☀️, I figure I'll take some time for myself FIRST. A notion so nice, I did it twice. I'm trying out some new camera angles, and I'm happy to share my results. Enjoy yourselves... and then enjoy yourselves again!

I had the house to myself for a few minutes and THE LAUNDRY CAN WAIT so I figured I'd set up a quick sesh. Trying a new camera angle and working with the hot octopuss. But... have you ever came and then felt the immediate need to cum again right away? 🤷🏾‍♂️ Damndest thing, isn't it? Oh no it got on the floor... 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ oh well...