Slow and Steady Me Time - now with gooning! 🤯

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

I'm experimenting with new toys and camera angles. Shout out to the Pelvic People and their OhNuts. These things are life savers. Had a nice quiet little sesh... hope it helps you be happy as well

Insomnia is a pain in the ass. It's 3:17 am and you're awake for no good reason. You know you can't go back to sleep so you angrily start planning your day which is gonna start in a couple hours. I used to do that- NOW instead of lamenting my lack of sleep, I figure I may as well enjoy myself. Everyone else IS asleep, after all. Then 💡☝🏾😲 saaaay...another lighting idea, this time only the light of the monitor. I like the way the shadows appear… what do you think? I wanted to make it last, so I went nice and slow. Enjoy! I know I did

I'm making new discoveries every day! Go ahead and laugh but... every since I saw the Suicide Girls shower on camera... I've ALWAYS wanted to try this! So I bought this tripod that's more like a set of tentacles, really. First time for everything, right? Let's see if it works!

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!

I have been quite diligent in my 🏋🏾‍♀️gym-going💪🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your 🚴🏾body to let you torture it into shape, then you have to 😈pamper it 😈and enjoy it when you get the chance. 🤷🏾‍♂️Sometimes you eat dessert first… Enjoy yourselves, everyone!

I had the house to myself for a few minutes and THE LAUNDRY CAN WAIT so I figured I'd set up a quick sesh. Trying a new camera angle and working with the hot octopuss. But... have you ever came and then felt the immediate need to cum again right away? 🤷🏾‍♂️ Damndest thing, isn't it? Oh no it got on the floor... 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ oh well...

I made up my mind that I was going to do away with the anonymous and 😎OWN 🤩 the way I Make Love, Not Porn🥳. Made a speech and everything, and 🤷🏾‍♂️forgot to check the sound. 🤦🏾‍♂️ But, it was a good 🍆session anyway, so I'm posting it as is. Enjoy yourselves, everyone!!

The caregivers among us are under a lot of pressure to perform the care they need and still maintain care for themselves. Often they sacrifice the latter for the former, which leads to all sorts of health problems dealing with the stress. To the caregivers, I urge you to TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES. I know it feels selfish sometimes and it may make you feel guilty but believe me: if you light yourself on fire to keep your family warm, all you'll get is BURNT OUT. Take time to slip away and do something to replenish yourself! Have a quick hot cup of tea... steal a moment to read a quick chapter of a book... or... 😈 slip away and have yourself a good time... It's OK! You're allowed! 🤓😄

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!