FOPS: Feeling of Pleasurable Sensations Me-Time

I'm experimenting with new toys and camera angles. Shout out to the Pelvic People and their OhNuts. These things are life savers. Had a nice quiet little sesh... hope it helps you be happy as well

I'm making new discoveries every day! Go ahead and laugh but... every since I saw the Suicide Girls shower on camera... I've ALWAYS wanted to try this! So I bought this tripod that's more like a set of tentacles, really. First time for everything, right? Let's see if it works!

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!

It is easy for the ❤️caregivers❤️ out there to pass yourself by so you can care for someone else. ☝🏾🤨BUT!! When you work 💪🏾hard and hit your ✊🏾physical 🚲fitness goals, 😁REWARDING YOURSELF IS MANDATORY!😁 Don't discount your progress, 🥳CELEBRATE IT! I just hit a major milestone, and I'm taking some 😈me-time🍆 to reward myself with a quick edging session in the 🧼shower🚿. I want to share it to show that self-care is wonderful, healthy, and your right as a loving human who cares for others! Using some better sound, new tech, and created a new tune just for the occasion. 😈Enjoy yourself 😈- ESPECIALLY when you've earned it! And as always, 🙏🏾thanks😊 for watching!

I🏋🏾‍♀️ have been quite diligent in my 💪🏾gym-going🚴🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your body 😓to let you torture it into shape, then you have to pamper it and enjoy it when you get the chance. So😈 i indulged and just let everything go... aaaah what a beautiful mess🍆🧴🫨.🤯🫠... enjoy your bodies! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!

Rather than fight the urges, i've found that if you just go with them every now and again you get more done. For instance, after this I did a load of laundry and emptied the dishwasher. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Caregivers, take time to take care of yourselves! It's not only a great way to relieve stress, it's actually HEALTHY. So go forth and ENJOY YOURSELVES!

I bought this Kiiroo Keon device, and it does work great even if it’s a little awkward. This is me trying to use the device quickly… Clumsy perhaps but it gets the job done

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!