A message for my lovely wife...

I have a Velcro strap that fastens this to me during the session, and I had lost it in the wash. Oh well… the show must go on!

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

Have any of you had trouble keeping the Hot Octopuss Solo Lux on your 🍆 while 'in session'? 😨Mine keeps falling off! 😩 If so, I have devised a way to set it and forget it. All you need is a little toilet tissue and some medical tape. Trust me. I hope it helps someone out there, and as always 😈ENJOY😈 YOURSELF!

The caregivers among us are under a lot of pressure to perform the care they need and still maintain care for themselves. Often they sacrifice the latter for the former, which leads to all sorts of health problems dealing with the stress. To the caregivers, I urge you to TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES. I know it feels selfish sometimes and it may make you feel guilty but believe me: if you light yourself on fire to keep your family warm, all you'll get is BURNT OUT. Take time to slip away and do something to replenish yourself! Have a quick hot cup of tea... steal a moment to read a quick chapter of a book... or... 😈 slip away and have yourself a good time... It's OK! You're allowed! 🤓😄

So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?! Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

I'm making new discoveries every day! Go ahead and laugh but... every since I saw the Suicide Girls shower on camera... I've ALWAYS wanted to try this! So I bought this tripod that's more like a set of tentacles, really. First time for everything, right? Let's see if it works!

I🏋🏾‍♀️ have been quite diligent in my 💪🏾gym-going🚴🏾. I’ve learned that if you want your body 😓to let you torture it into shape, then you have to pamper it and enjoy it when you get the chance. So😈 i indulged and just let everything go... aaaah what a beautiful mess🍆🧴🫨.🤯🫠... enjoy your bodies! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!

After carrying 12 bottles of water through a theme park in the 100 degree Florida heat... your damn right I'm taking some time for myself. Everyone else is asleep...

I'm learning more about edging. I figured instead of having 3 or 4 orgasms back to back, what if I just build up to one really BIG one? 🤔 How does one do that? 💡☝😲 New term incoming: GOONING. Heh...where's my cock ring? Let's try this... 😆😋 (Spoiler alert: IT WORKS)