Best of 2022

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.

I was feeling hot and sensual after a sweaty yoga practice in my underwear. I had the house to myself, so I thought I'd touch myself and film it for you. I pulled my panties off and then got myself off. As I was cumming, my partner walked in the front door lol. I didn't know exactly when he was going to be home, but knew it was possible he might walk in on me. His timing was pretty hilarious though. Imagine walking in the front door and being greeted by the sound of me having an orgasm in the next room. As you can probably guess, there is a part 2 to this video—And then I make him cum.

My favourite person to have sex with is away at the moment, so I took the opportunity to spend some time playing with myself. Watch me make my couch squeak.

I got a new toy! Toys aren't something I've explored very much, but my boyfriend recently told me that the thought of a suction dildo on the mirror at the end of my bed really turned him on, so we tried it. It was hot and we both loved it! It's SO hot in my apartment and it felt like we were sweating all over each other which we both find sexy. At one point we set the camera down right next to my fan - you can only hear it for a few minutes, but don't worry, you can still hear the succulent sounds of me blowing my bf over the fan blowing ;)

I started flirting with someone I've never met before over text and he asked me if he could send me a pic (super sexy that he asked first). I said yes and he sent me a beautiful nude. I texted my partner about it and told him how turned on I was. We started sexting, all the while I was also sending photos back and forth with this stranger, and touching myself and trying to film it. It was a lot and it was really hot! I definitely need to get a separate device for filming so that I can more easily multitask.

I was never super keen on morning sex until I met my boyfriend. Now I can't get enough of it! Actually, I just can't get enough sex with him in general. You know how you can feel both highly satisfied and still so hungry for more? That's how I feel right now. Neither of us had an orgasm in this video, but we were both sooo turned on. We had to be very quiet this morning because his housemates were in the next room eating breakfast whilst we were devouring each other. Having to be so quiet has, to my surprise, made our sex even more fun.

The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.

I just got a new toy from Hot Octopuss and I'm obsessed! It's the Kurve vibrator and I highly recommend it. Something I wasn't expecting when I received it in the mail is that, while the shaft is very firm, it has a sort of spongy tip which I really like. I took it for a spin while sexting with my crush and these are some of the clips I sent to them.

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha